How we all made it into the Marine Corps!

[My name is Homer]

 

[rockyfatcat]

I got nothing.

 

[Hayata]

The buffet is open...

All joking aside I gotta hand it to the Marines for training all of their members to be riflemen first...

 

[Gunny Jake]

You take his driver's license and you take the ASVAB for him. Aye Aye Sir!

 

[charlie hotel lima]

Just complete the mission.