Hypocritical otter question

[rOmiLaYu]

I once knew an otter who devoutly refused to drink beer. He repeatedly denied my invitations to the local watering hole to watch the game and talk politics. He said his beliefs were deeply rooted in prehistoric Lutrinaeic theology and looked down upon all others who partook of the "Devil's drink."

Well, I'll be darned if tonight I didn't head down to the pub for a brew after work and that no good hypothetical otter was in there stone cold hammered talking about some hillbilly's pond he had taken over. Freakin' hypothete. I hate otters who talk one way and act another!

 

[DMGun]

I once knew an otter who devoutly refused to drink beer. He repeatedly denied my invitations to the local watering hole to watch the game and talk politics. He said his beliefs were deeply rooted in prehistoric Lutrinaeic theology and looked down upon all others who partook of the "Devil's drink."

Well, I'll be darned if tonight I didn't head down to the pub for a brew after work and that no good hypothetical otter was in there stone cold hammered talking about some hillbilly's pond he had taken over. Freakin' hypothete. I hate otters who talk one way and act another!

Sounds like the otter you refer to did not like you and did not want to hurt your feelings... Hypothetically...

 

[Robnotfromga]

I'm hypothetically making a floating canned salmon buffet. The restaurant opens this Saturday, under the watchful eye of a savage fcp10 spitting a 168gn TAP go big or go home.

 

[BamaFan]

"I'm like a gay sea otter. I blow other dudes out of the water."

- Bo Burnham

 

[MacTavish]

Stick two rebar rods into pond bottom
Connect two serially wired 12v car batteries to rod
Watch otter dance on water

 

[BHJ]

I'm hypothetically making a floating canned salmon buffet. The restaurant opens this Saturday, under the watchful eye of a savage fcp10 spitting a 168gn TAP go big or go home.

Hypothetically that oughta do it. Might take a little while for em to get the hang of taking advantage of it though.

 

[Robnotfromga]

Stick two rebar rods into pond bottom
Connect two serially wired 12v car batteries to rod
Watch otter dance on water

And kill all the fish

 

[Bryan2525]

heavy tackle (surf pole), a frog lure and a 22.
Hypothetically speaking

 

[jstephens99]

this is hypothetically otterly hilarious

 

[Tmills]

This is hypothetically awesome.