I’m in a 4 hour birthing class with the Mrs. Y’all say a prayer for me

[ARCman47]

I highly recommend you both take a Bradley Method course together, and hire a birthing doula.

Congrats on the little one coming. Boy or girl?

 

[Nat]

Been there done that, 38yrs ago. Hope you and your wife are truly blessed.

 

[harrycalahan]

It’s natural, let nature do its course. Let us know you cried like a *****. Cause you will.

My wife is convinced I’ll be napping. Because I tend to take naps in the presence of blood.

I highly recommend you both take a Bradley Method course together, and hire a birthing doula.

Congrats on the little one coming. Boy or girl?

Boy

 

[Redneck1919]

Prayers sent for your wife. She is the one toting the kid.
Life as you know it will soon be a distant memory.

 

[Poppa Mike]

My wife is convinced I’ll be napping. Because I tend to take naps in the presence of blood.

Boy

Congratulations! Life is surely fixing to get interesting for you.
Fatherhood, the greatest job in the world!

 

[emptyMAGS]

Pffft. Amateur. Did you at least bring a flask?

Whatever you do - DON'T RUB HER FEET UNTIL YOU'RE READY FOR THE BABY!

This is a proven fact. Foot rubs make the baby delivery PRIME status!

I SECOND THIS. It's more of a foot / ankle / calf massage hitting pressure points. I can confirm it worked TWICE. I am not testing this or having children again.

 

[SAR 6114]

On the day of the blessed event, be patient, supportive and kind to your wife. Oh yeah and don’t forget your catchers mitt.

 

[alleycat]

That’ll teach ya.......

 

[BDR1]

One word of advise, hide your 10mm sockets now and break anything you value. At least you will know how it happened...trust me.

That's funny because its true.. and once the babies get to about 4 or 5 all the sudden NOT ME GHOST MOVES IN...
you:WHO TOOK THE REMOTE
The kid:NOT ME

 

[BDR1]

Just get down in a hind catcher's pose and SAY SWING BATTER BATTER SWING...CMON PITCHER THROW ME SOME SMOKE