I’m Shocked - No Monday Meltdown Thread?

[jaxyaks]

Where's Nuke?
In for report on how he lost more money this morning than I have made in my lifetime, and tips on bargain hunting the dip. Hint: TSLA

Somebody may need to check on em, maybe bring a lasagna or something. Maybe Elon has checked on em.

 

[Flatblack79]

I’m trying to buy lol and can’t get into my account. Seems fishy

Fidelity was giving me issues earlier. I eventually got in. I think folks may have had the site overran with fear selling/ buying.

 

[Stampede]

All you can do is don't panic and ride it out.

 

[Fatal_Bert]

Also, in before “i InVeSt In LeAd AnD bRASs”

What color is your Bugatti?

 

[GeauxLSU]

The Market is always good until you're ready to pull some out for a down payment on a property... My luck and timing is incredible.

However, in 2 years this will just be a blip on the chart.

Don't pull it out. Get a loan using the portfolio as collateral.

 

[wolfmanrogers]

What color is your Bugatti?

Yuck! That's an ICE vehicle!

 

[wolfmanrogers]

All you can do is don't panic and ride it out.

Oh no, there's a lot more you can do than that. Shorts ftw!

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SQQQ/

 

[Kyzrsoze]

I’m trying to buy lol and can’t get into my account. Seems fishy

 

[jaxyaks]

Schwab/Vanguard and Fidelity customers are reporting log in trouble according to Barrons.

Charles Schwab, Fidelity, Vanguard Customers Report Log-In Troubles as Stocks Plummet

Brokerage websites malfunctioned, leaving some customers frustrated and unable to access their accounts just as equity markets tumbled across the globe.

www.barrons.com

 

[Fatal_Bert]

Don't worry, once all the insiders make all the moves they want they'll open the doors back up for you guys to pick up some scraps.