My FIL could be hysterical. He didn't mean to be, he just was. If he saw something wrong with his stuff or if something had been disturbed and nobody owned up to it he would fly into a rage and scream, " I guess little f****** elves did it!"
Household mysteries.
I have for many years made it a point to use the laundry detergent without getting runs from the cap all down the side of the bottle and pooling on the shelf over the washing machine. I mean I'm psychotic about it.
So, after a few days visit from brother and clan I notice that the Tide detergent bottle looked like a damned 1972 Chianti bottle candle holder with all the damned runs dripping down the sides.
When I ask, everybody suddenly becomes stupid...."I don't know." Or Bart ****ing Simpson, "I didn't do it!"
How hard is it to replace the cap without dripping detergent every ****ing where?
Tuesday rant concluded.
Household mysteries.
I have for many years made it a point to use the laundry detergent without getting runs from the cap all down the side of the bottle and pooling on the shelf over the washing machine. I mean I'm psychotic about it.
So, after a few days visit from brother and clan I notice that the Tide detergent bottle looked like a damned 1972 Chianti bottle candle holder with all the damned runs dripping down the sides.
When I ask, everybody suddenly becomes stupid...."I don't know." Or Bart ****ing Simpson, "I didn't do it!"
How hard is it to replace the cap without dripping detergent every ****ing where?
Tuesday rant concluded.
