I love me some low ballin' ODT poors.....

[basstracker89]

Y'all ain't got nuthin' on the Facebook neckbeards.....

I was asking $200 for an antique mahogany curio shelving unit. Here is my very first "offer."

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WOW, that is bold....

 

[palmettomoon]

I was a passenger in a vehicle in the outskirts of Carrolton once, with an old girlfriend, going to visit her mother ,for some reason. Anyhow, we turned off the main drag heading to the moms house and came up on a Crown Vic hauling a cedar, free standing closet, (it has a name but I can't remember nor could I spell it if I could remember) in the open trunk of this ex cop car, with 1 wrap of mule tape around this closet and the open trunk lid, of the vehicle maybe 3 feet up this 6 foot tall piece of furniture.
They had pulled out of a yard that appeared to have a 365 day yard sale going on without a business license, from the volume of treasures that lined every inch of real estate
They owned.
Well, before I could get the words out my mouth not to tailgate the Crown Vic, cedar began to splinter and explode in both lanes of this road, due to the physics of wind resistance and the ignorance of basic knot bondage, 101 skills.
No teeth skinny chick driving, met no teeth boyfriend about the exact second behind the stopped vehicle at the artistic kindling pile, they had just created,,and she started spewing forth obscenities at no tooth boyfriend that would make a sailor blush. We laughed till we couldn't breathe.
When that thing hit the asphalt, it was like it had 50 lbs of tannerite inside it.

I believe the word you were looking for is "armoire." Never seen a meth head carrying an armoire, LOL! I'd have pissed myself laughing at that scene.

 

[NWSharpshooter]

Ain’t never seen one worth that much, YMMV.

Usually someone pays to receive one. Never knew anyone to pay to see one. No clue what the going rate is for receiving or watching, but I would think watching would be cheaper.


Unless you have to pay them both.

 

[Stampede]

I believe the word you were looking for is "armoire." Never seen a meth head carrying an armoire, LOL! I'd have pissed myself laughing at that scene.

Saw a guy walking on the side of a six lane highway....carrying an upright vacuum cleaner once.

I thought...now there is something you don't see every day.

 

[K79540]

Poors reporting for duty

 

[John Moses]

Y'all ain't got nuthin' on the Facebook neckbeards.....

I was asking $200 for an antique mahogany curio shelving unit. Here is my very first "offer."

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I have a guy that wants me to deliver this $250 1950s walnut table/chairs free to Minneapolis. I told him I’ll check to see if I can get in my Camaro.

 

[Stampede]

I got fiddy. Cash money.

Is it "in hand"....?

I have a guy that wants me to deliver this $250 1950s walnut table/chairs free to Minneapolis. I told him I’ll check to see if I can get in my Camaro.

Tell him you tied it to the roof. But if any piece falls off or gets damaged by rain along the way he still has to pay!

 

[User170512]

Is it "in hand"....?


Tell him you tied it to the roof. But if any piece falls off or gets damaged by rain along the way he still has to pay!

Bruh, it better be paid up front before heading to Minneapolis.

 

[palmettomoon]

Saw this while cutting through Hall Skreet in Macongo. The woman pushing the sofa on the shopping cart is 10-96 and weighs maybe 100 lbs.

 

[Stampede]

Bruh, it better be paid up front before heading to Minneapolis.

Lol... I had an outdoor patio set on CL years ago for $80. Kept having women offer me $40 for the set AND then wanted me to deliver it 30 or 40 miles away....for free.