At Ft. Gordon in '84 we were all getting complete physicals....complete. One of my funnier classmates had starting calling one of the physicians Dr. Dickfinger due to his freakishly large hands. The other physician was a 105 lb Japanese lady withi tiny hands. Well Kevin had worked out who was going to get called by which Dr. and to his delight, it looked like I was up for Dr. Richardfinger. Suddenly the sequence was interrupted when Dr. Richardfinger opened his door and motioned to Kevin that it was his turn! LOL, it was like watching a condemned man walk the last mile. The look on that guy's face was priceless. What was funnier was the smile on his face when he walked out. We gave him hell for that. I was lucky, I had the small Japanese female Dr.