I used one of those online "Escort Services".

[Raydog]

I asked them to set me up with a thirty-something year old escort.

 

[KSouth]

My first car was a 84’ Ford escort. Drove the shyt outta that thing. My brother had a 83’ we called the grey bomber. It was dogged out before he got it and he did it no favors.

 

[THREEJAYS]

Life can surprise you when you least expect it

 

[HERMET]

It could still be a good ride depending on mileage and upkeep...the car as well.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

I asked them to set me up with a thirty-something year old escort.

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What? Ya dint want white?

 

[Teacup]

What? Ya dint want white?

I also figured that he's probably upset about the color