Idiot Amazon delivering on Sunday at 8pm in an unmarked van!

[WyldeDime]

A couple of years ago, I was deer hunting on family property. I shot a deer that promptly ran away. I waited a little while then went after him. I didn't wait long enough and when I found him, he jumped up and ran away again. I tracked him across my property, across the road, and onto a neighbor's property. I walked up to my neighbor's house with a pistol on my side and a rifle on my shoulder and knocked on his door. When he opened it, I explained what happened and asked permission to track the deer on his property. He consented.

Some of you fine fellas would have shot me...

 

[albatros43]

A couple of years ago, I was deer hunting on family property. I shot a deer that promptly ran away. I waited a little while then went after him. I didn't wait long enough and when I found him, he jumped up and ran away again. I tracked him across my property, across the road, and onto a neighbor's property. I walked up to my neighbor's house with a pistol on my side and a rifle on my shoulder and knocked on his door. When he opened it, I explained what happened and asked permission to track the deer on his property. He consented.

Some of you fine fellas would have shot me...

Yeah, but you weren't in a van!

 

[Dundee]

I've had lots of these shifty looking individuals running packages up my driveway after jumping out of dodgy looking beaters. How hard would it be for them to have to wear some type of work/safety high vis vest with company logo on? Haven't felt the need to hold anyone at gunpoint, but it annoys me to see what I assume is big corporate shaving of cents by using these people in this manner. I guess having these people employed at an armlength's away through casual subcontractor status, thus avoiding any HR, training, uniform or standards pertaining to condition of vehicle used. From the looks of a few it dosen't seem like the people they are sending to your door are screened in any way.

 

[Fatal_Bert]

A couple of years ago, I was deer hunting on family property. I shot a deer that promptly ran away. I waited a little while then went after him. I didn't wait long enough and when I found him, he jumped up and ran away again. I tracked him across my property, across the road, and onto a neighbor's property. I walked up to my neighbor's house with a pistol on my side and a rifle on my shoulder and knocked on his door. When he opened it, I explained what happened and asked permission to track the deer on his property. He consented.

Some of you fine fellas would have shot me...

If you survived the claymores.. yes I'd shoot you right in the face.

 

[freedom]

If you survived the claymores.. yes I'd shoot you right in the face.

And start a thread before calling a lawyer.

 

[crowbusterL579]

That's a very good way to be DOA for Christmas as all the crime occurs around that time of year!!!

 

[Kahrnut]

I just go into my attic, pop open my stealth sniper roof hatch, point my AR-15, and 5 million lumen spotlight at the driver, and yell at them to drop the package on the driveway.

 

[WyldeDime]

If you survived the claymores.. yes I'd shoot you right in the face.

So, note to self, shoot you first, then ask your wife for permission...and her number.

 

[palmettomoon]

So, let's make sure we understand every requirement.
1.) Hi-Vis corp logo wearing newer non-beater delivery vehicle.
2.) Clean cut and well groomed white deliveryman.
3.) Delivery during regular business hours only 9 - 5, Mon - Fri.
4.) Uniform or other vest type ID with company logo emblazoned thereon.
5.) Courtesy telephone call when a delivery must occur after normal hours.

And all this for free shipping or $1.99 shipping cost on a case of .22LR.

Did I miss anything?

 

[Dundee]

6.) Respectful Japanese type bow and then present package on one knee