Idiot Amazon delivering on Sunday at 8pm in an unmarked van!

[Fatal_Bert]

So, note to self, shoot you first, then ask your wife for permission...and her number.

She's with Jesus now, came home late from Bible study one night, it was after 8pm and she forgot to call.

 

[Kahrnut]

She's with Jesus now, came home late from Bible study one night, it was after 8pm and she forgot to call.

So, Hay-zuse is hittin it now?

 

[teearr]

7. Be female, blonde, 22 to 30, 36-24-36, gorgeous and hot to trot.

 

[testdepth]

bet if his package was NOT delivered in the time frame specified by Amazon we would be reading his rant on their poor delivery service..

No you wouldn't

 

[WyldeDime]

7. Be female, blonde, 22 to 30, 36-24-36, gorgeous and hot to trot.

18-80, blind, crippled, or crazy. If they can't walk, I'll ****ing drag them.

 

[testdepth]

How are they idiots? Did you or someone in your family not order from them? You do realize that they explicitly state that in addition to possible Sunday delivery, attempts will be made until 21:00, and you have the option of leaving delivery instructions so how is it that the woman working weekends and likely with no idea what she's walking into is the idiot?

*Edit* And before the keyboard warriors start talking about possible threats and blah blah blah, why would anyone who is not an idiot give up a vantage point of concealment and threat assessment to approach such unknowns? It's an argument of fallacy.

We did not know it was AMAZON until after she left!
She did not announce who she was. When I asked what the hell she was doing she didn't even say she was with AMAZON. She just stammered in broken Spanglish that there was a package.
Unmarked vehicle
She had no ID
We were not expecting anything to be delivered on Sunday at anytime and especially at night

When there is crap like what's in the video below going on around the country then I'll answer the door my way and you can answer your way.

 

[palmettomoon]

We did not know it was AMAZON until after she left!.....

He wuz probably an ATL contractor for Fed-Ex delivering to an Adair Park address. LOL!

Seriously though. I wonder if they'd hook me up with the wrist bracelets if I answered the ring with 7.62x51mm NATO rounds through the door? I mean, he kind of had it coming, no?

 

[lostchild]

Not wanting to call anybody out, but I thought everyone would know that this time of year all delivery services are using temps and rental vehicles and delivering 'til late hours. Gonna get worse closer to Christmas. (Lock & Load)
Pro Tip: When anyone in the family orders something to be delivered, advise all other family members and/or write it on the family message board.

 

[StuP]

Here's an idea, stop buying things that have to be shipped.

 

[Kahrnut]

Here's an idea, stop buying things that have to be shipped.

Have them shipped to the carrier's local facility, and pick up at convenience.