if I win the mega millions.

[Floyd187]

I'm never eating my wife's cooking again!

 

[woseyjales]

Reporter asked a farmer what he would do if he won mega millions.
Farmer says "oh I'll probably put the money in the bank and just
keep farming a few more years til the money's gone."

 

[palmettomoon]

Reporter asked a farmer what he would do if he won mega millions.
Farmer says "oh I'll probably put the money in the bank and just
keep farming a few more years til the money's gone."

LOL!

 

[toobaroque]

some ****ing yankee or pos trailer park trash gonna win it.

I would GLADLY fit into one of those demographics as the winner and keep it all in my Red State homeland and away from your blue state technicolor confusion.

 

[Floyd187]

ok well.... we are going to have to make that the Friday after next.

 

[THREEJAYS]

I’d consider moving to another country, maybe Wyoming or somewhere like that