Insane porch pirate video

[GFB]

Apologies if this is posted already.

Porch pirates fight over who gets to take the package.

Dueling porch pirates fight to steal ‘very expensive’ package seconds after driver drops it off: video

Shocking security footage captured the moment two porch pirates raced each other to a Pennsylvania man’s front door and duked it out over a package just seconds after a FedEx driver had dropped it …

nypost.com

 

[bulletpaluza]

Expedient death penalty would stop this

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Amend the constitution, give everybody written notice and then start:

1st theft, prison.
2nd theft, chop off a hand.
3rd offense, chop off the head.

 

[GFB]

If I saw this at my house, I’d put the place up for sale and stop ordering stuff in the meantime.

 

[Ken Ford]

I wager this was staged.

 

[GFB]

I wager this was staged.

Maybe but local news and police both took it as real, as did the family at home. So wager away.

Video captures dueling porch pirates race to steal package outside Berks County home

Within seconds of the delivery, doorbell video shows two men making a sprint to the residence. As one suspect grabs the package, the other holds a flower pot as a chase ensues.

6abc.com

 

[BH-ATL]

Did the second guy grab a rock and go after the the guy that ultimately got the package? And how did they know the package was valuable versus the being some cheap meds the dude may have ordered?

 

[41mag]

Cray stuff bro

 

[harrycalahan]

Ya this was staged. The box was intact and it was not thrown by FedEx.

 

[GFB]

Did the second guy grab a rock and go after the the guy that ultimately got the package? And how did they know the package was valuable versus the being some cheap meds the dude may have ordered?

I was thinking the fact it had something valuable in it would most likely be a coincidence. Not sure.