Investing, who can help me lose my money?

[streetroc]

Just poured my second beer. Here's where I am so far...

palmettomoon recommended Ukrainian energy companies but apparently I can't buy into burisma because my last name isn't Biden. However when I went to the Exxon Mobil website they have a big Ukrainian flag on their page so I bought $20 of their stock

WinstonSmith , my search for "midget pony porn companies" didn't get any results and now there is a black van in front of my house with a bunch of antennas on it. Can you find me a publicly traded adult film company? I'll throw $20 at it

WallsGa gave me some actual good advice so he gets two picks. I now have $20 in ARCC and $20 in HEP

Torn , I don't know how to legitimately invest in hookers and blow. Do you know of a publicly traded company that sells some kind of immoral vices? I'll give you $20 too

Keep the advice coming y'all.

 

[streetroc]

AR-Trvlr had some more actual good advice for me. There were a lot of s&p 500 ETFs available and the only one I recognized was Vanguard. I bought $20 of that. I also bought $20 of Bank of America and $20 in Wells Fargo

I have now invested $100 in stocks.

 

[sniper22]

Dude! Quit telling what we do every day at lunch

So you're the guy that always shows up and takes all the "ladies" to the private room!

 

[MacTavish]

There are thousands of options, but only ONE can provide FOOD, CLOTHING AND SHELTER as well as protect your family and life - LEAD.
Invest in LEAD.
Its value doesn’t depend upon a currency or the economy.
Invest in LEAD.

 

[ARCman47]

Just poured my second beer. Here's where I am so far...

I don't know how to legitimately invest in hookers and blow. Do you know of a publicly traded company that sells some kind of immoral vices? I'll give you $20 too

Keep the advice coming y'all.

ARCman47 Ventures LLC Incorporated "where the adventure is worth the cruise" Pic of our CFO for reference...

 

[ARCman47]

So you're the guy that always shows up and takes all the "ladies" to the private room!

Well, sometimes.. typically only days that end in 'y'

 

[OttoMan]

ARCman47 Ventures LLC Incorporated "where the adventure is worth the cruise" Pic of our CFO for reference...

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"C'mon Guys" - Put your "investment" into this brother's hand. He knows how to make it grow... lol

 

[ARCman47]

"C'mon Guys" - Put your "investment" into this brother's hand. He knows how to make it grow... lol
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Money will fall from the heavens

 

[Whetstone]

With your approach stated upfront, “..help me lose money…”, anything will do….

 

[Torn]

He's gonna need more than a hundo for that.....

Part of the strategy. Get indebted to your dealer for a few hundred then rat him out to the cops for a grand.…already ahead.