Just poured my second beer. Here's where I am so far...
palmettomoon recommended Ukrainian energy companies but apparently I can't buy into burisma because my last name isn't Biden. However when I went to the Exxon Mobil website they have a big Ukrainian flag on their page so I bought $20 of their stock
WinstonSmith , my search for "midget pony porn companies" didn't get any results and now there is a black van in front of my house with a bunch of antennas on it. Can you find me a publicly traded adult film company? I'll throw $20 at it
WallsGa gave me some actual good advice so he gets two picks. I now have $20 in ARCC and $20 in HEP
Torn , I don't know how to legitimately invest in hookers and blow. Do you know of a publicly traded company that sells some kind of immoral vices? I'll give you $20 too
Keep the advice coming y'all.
palmettomoon recommended Ukrainian energy companies but apparently I can't buy into burisma because my last name isn't Biden. However when I went to the Exxon Mobil website they have a big Ukrainian flag on their page so I bought $20 of their stock
WinstonSmith , my search for "midget pony porn companies" didn't get any results and now there is a black van in front of my house with a bunch of antennas on it. Can you find me a publicly traded adult film company? I'll throw $20 at it
WallsGa gave me some actual good advice so he gets two picks. I now have $20 in ARCC and $20 in HEP
Torn , I don't know how to legitimately invest in hookers and blow. Do you know of a publicly traded company that sells some kind of immoral vices? I'll give you $20 too
Keep the advice coming y'all.