Investing, who can help me lose my money?

[Torn]

Just poured my second beer. Here's where I am so far...

@palmettomoon recommended Ukrainian energy companies but apparently I can't buy into burisma because my last name isn't Biden. However when I went to the Exxon Mobil website they have a big Ukrainian flag on their page so I bought $20 of their stock

@WinstonSmith, my search for "midget pony porn companies" didn't get any results and now there is a black van in front of my house with a bunch of antennas on it. Can you find me a publicly traded adult film company? I'll throw $20 at it

@WallsGa gave me some actual good advice so he gets two picks. I now have $20 in ARCC and $20 in HEP

Torn , I don't know how to legitimately invest in hookers and blow. Do you know of a publicly traded company that sells some kind of immoral vices? I'll give you $20 too

Keep the advice coming y'all.

I know a dude that runs a few ladies outside of the Circle K and he’s got the market covered on loosies and grape drank as well. He just got a new grill and his rims out of hock so he rolling in the cabbage. That’s the business model now you just got to find as they say in the bidnezz….location, location, location.

 

[Whetstone]

Ukrainian Energy Companies.

Had a former co-worker invest in a Ukrainian mine, a few years ago, about 150k. Needless to say that he was wiped out clean. Then he lost a few more thousands thinking he would recover some thru the Ukrainian joke justice system.

 

[41mag]

Sex, drugs, rock & roll !
They always sell, always will !

 

[Seacap]

Blue chip stocks

 

[mfoster]

The best financial advise I ever was given at the age of 19 was at a poker game in Cochran ga.in 1981 by a old fellow wearing a pair of overalls fitted with a flannel shirt.his name was mr Clifford have no idea if was first or last name.at the end of night after a beer or ten,someone said mr Clifford how you get so rich.he said thru investments of the stock market.I will never forget his words, he said you young guys need to buy all the home depo stock with all the money you can scrape up.i asked the guy I rode with what he thought of mr Cliffords advice.he said I’m gonna buy all I can tomorrow.so
the next day I purchased a 1000 shares of it at $12 and it really helped later in life,as thru the years I was able to get out a lot of trouble by selling off some of it.i have no idea how much that investment made thru the years but it was a pile.

 

[streetroc]

Just poured another beer and opened the maker's mark. I decided to hedge my bet against Ukrainian energy and I bought $20 in Lockheed Martin. Now that I am part of the military industrial complex I need all of you to make sure that you are registered for the draft. We might need to deliver some freedom around the world soon.

 

[BHPSteel]

The best financial advise I ever was given at the age of 19 was at a poker game in Cochran ga.in 1981 by a old fellow wearing a pair of overalls fitted with a flannel shirt.his name was mr Clifford have no idea if was first or last name.at the end of night after a beer or ten,someone said mr Clifford how you get so rich.he said thru investments of the stock market.I will never forget his words, he said you young guys need to buy all the home depo stock with all the money you can scrape up.i asked the guy I rode with what he thought of mr Cliffords advice.he said I’m gonna buy all I can tomorrow.so
the next day I purchased a 1000 shares of it at $12 and it really helped later in life,as thru the years I was able to get out a lot of trouble by selling off some of it.i have no idea how much that investment made thru the years but it was a pile.

Nowadays most 19 year olds wouldn't have accumulated $12k to invest like that.

 

[Whetstone]

Just poured another beer and opened the maker's mark. I decided to hedge my bet against Ukrainian energy and I bought $20 in Lockheed Martin. Now that I am part of the military industrial complex I need all of you to make sure that you are registered for the draft. We might need to deliver some freedom around the world soon.

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If we look back at the great ”investments” xiden made in Afghanistan, we will soon run out of “freedom”

 

[streetroc]

If we look back at the great ”investments” xiden made in Afghanistan, we will soon run out of “freedom”

*pours another bourbon* I feel confident in my investments. I have a great team of financial advisors behind me.


NOTE: by replying to this thread you are accepting legal responsibility for all financial decisions made by streetroc while he has been drinking.

 

[Tony2X]

*pours another bourbon* I feel confident in my investments. I have a great team of financial advisors behind me.


NOTE: by replying to this thread you are accepting legal responsibility for all financial decisions made by streetroc while he has been drinking.

Don't hold back!!!...school us rednecks!