Is it time to liquidate?

[Nonliberal]

better than wiping with sticks and leaves

Waaay better. I never have remnants on my anus. Not 0% of the time in the last year has my butthole been dookied up. If I can recommend anything it's getting one of them butt washing toilets (We got the expensive seat, not the whole toilet)

Total two thumbs up / 10 out of 10 / 5 stars. Bidets are the next step in human evolution.

 

[Baldilox]

I was talking about it at dinner the other night and my wife said "You ain't wiped you ass in a year. You can't **** in the yard." . She's right, we got a bidet and I have scheduled my ****s around being home for a year. I think I rember how to wipe my ass. Like riding a bicycle right?
I don't know that I can mentally crouch in my driveway and grunt one out. I mean, what do I do with the **** paper after I wipe my ass? Then I have to walk around feeling all **** assed for the rest of the day. It is a hollow threat, the woman knows me.

Oh mah Gerrd, can't hear you LALALALALALA!!!!! Man there is a HOLE lotta information there!
"Grunt one out" - Reported! - too graphic!
She does know you. LOL

 

[The Southern Gentlemen]

I was talking about it at dinner the other night and my wife said "You ain't wiped you ass in a year. You can't **** in the yard." . She's right, we got a bidet and I have scheduled my ****s around being home for a year. I think I rember how to wipe my ass. Like riding a bicycle right?
I don't know that I can mentally crouch in my driveway and grunt one out. I mean, what do I do with the **** paper after I wipe my ass? Then I have to walk around feeling all **** assed for the rest of the day. It is a hollow threat, the woman knows me.

Cut bottom out of 5 gallon bucket drop the Biden in the driveway wipe, put TP in QT cup pick up said bucket and cup and off you go

 

[BillsCamino]

Did the key word "Liquidate" trigger this conversation ?????

 

[Hayata]

Sold some guns that I never shoot on Saturday. Felt good to make some room in the safe.

Also bought one...

I'm holding the stuff that seems to be going up over time - especially the ones out of production. That, and the ones my kids want.

May be singing a different tune when the boys hit their third/fourth year of college though...

 

[lftd&pwrstrok'n]

Sold some guns that I never shoot on Saturday. Felt good to make some room in the safe.

Also bought one...

I'm holding the stuff that seems to be going up over time - especially the ones out of production. That, and the ones my kids want.

May be singing a different tune when the boys hit their third/fourth year of college though...

I'm starting to lean more towards quality over quantity. At least for today...

 

[lftd&pwrstrok'n]

Did the key word "Liquidate" trigger this conversation ?????

I knew this would erode from the topic. I did not know it would become so ****ty!!

 

[BIKER13]

I buy what I want and when another comes along I can sail and find another. At my age looking to the future with guns aint part of the scene. Hookers and blow for the win.

 

[Spas-12 Owner]

You know how, on ODT, sometimes your serious question, becomes a thread about dog ****.

I love you guys

And it's not even the OP ****!

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Your guns haven't gone up, your dollar has gone down. You have assets that seldom lose value. That's how I see it anyway. Dump the **** you don't want to keep, keep the valuable stuff.

Ba Da BOOM! The best advice is always short and to the point.