Is that a cell phone, or a gun?...

[linebacker]

Just put your G19 on a string and hang it around your neck for Pete's sake.

 

[XSmojo]

Now if somebody puts some stipple on that folding Glock I am thinking you can name your price and eclipse these Colt snake numbers I am seeing.

 

[sheep dog]

No...I understand, Criminal Intent Upon Doing Me Harm. I get it. You are very angry and very close and wish to do horrible, no good, very bad things to me. I understand...I do.

But what I need you to understand is that I need just a few more seconds to retrieve my pistol, in a completely unusable condition, out of my pocket. Once I've got it out, I'll need you to give me just another second or two to fold it into place, assuming - or course - that the plastic hinges don't break or bind up. At which point I will then, maybe, be able to actually use it as something than a pocket weight.


GLWTS.

HA!!!

 

[BLIP]

 

[aFarewellToKings]

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Those things'll kill ya!