IT IS TIME!!!!

[mfoster]

Frog hunter can whoop him in arm wrestle.

 

[poopdaddy]

Jesus can walk on water,Chuck Norris can swim on land...
Chuck Norris can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes together...
when the Hulk gets real mad, he turns into Chuck Norris...
While learning CPR,Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life...
fear of spiders is called arachnophobia...
fear of small spaces is called claustrophobia...
fear of Chuck Norris is called logic...

 

[Wheretheblacktopends]

Jesus can walk on water,Chuck Norris can swim on land...
Chuck Norris can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes together...
when the Hulk gets real mad, he turns into Chuck Norris...
While learning CPR,Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life...
fear of spiders is called arachnophobia...
fear of small spaces is called claustrophobia...
fear of Chuck Norris is called logic...

While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life...

Which one? Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer?

 

[poopdaddy]

While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life...

Which one? Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer?

gotta learn how to read....it says dummy,not devil.....

 

[24on48hunting]

Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris Week.

 

[poopdaddy]

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter..

 

[ShawnZR-1]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice!

 

[Falcon1]

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

 

[Hotdiggitydog]

Chuck Norris went to the sun, and it wasn't at night.

HDD

 

[poopdaddy]

Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' 'bout..
when Chuck Norris swims,he does not get wet. the water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has bever been to the Virgin Islands, if he had, they would just be called "The Islands..."