It landed on my Lap!

[DinkyDau]

I have been hit by these 3 times in 2006. This morning went to do my morning dump and this bastard landed on my lap..I had not turned the light on yet and when I felt something hit my right leg..I turned the light on slapped it off, and said, thank you Lord for not nailing me..The Mighty Japanese Hornet, just as bad as a Cow Ant sometimes referred to as Bullet ant..Today is my lucky day..

 

[wildbill1973z28]

I have been hit by these 3 times in 2006. This morning went to do my morning dump and this bastard landed on my lap..I had not turned the light on yet and when I felt something hit my right leg..I turned the light on slapped it off, and said, thank you Lord for not nailing me..The Mighty Japanese Hornet, just as bad as a Cow Ant sometimes referred to as Bullet ant..Today is my lucky day..
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This guy yesterday! Mabey 3” long!

 

[hikingthehills]

I have an unnatural fear of wasp and hornets. I can deal with snakes and anything else without an elevated heart rate but anything that fly's and stings I jump like a little girl.

 

[edindah]

Glad you did not get nailed and glad you waited to take the picture!

 

[User170512]

I have been hit by these 3 times in 2006. This morning went to do my morning dump and this bastard landed on my lap..I had not turned the light on yet and when I felt something hit my right leg..I turned the light on slapped it off, and said, thank you Lord for not nailing me..The Mighty Japanese Hornet, just as bad as a Cow Ant sometimes referred to as Bullet ant..Today is my lucky day..
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Lucky day in more than one way. Happy Anniversary.

 

[streetroc]

I have an unnatural fear of wasp and hornets. I can deal with snakes and anything else without an elevated heart rate but anything that fly's and stings I jump like a little girl.

This. Wasps and hornets are nature's way of reminding you that sometimes life just goes out of its way to f*** you for no reason.

 

[Overwatch1]

This. Wasps and hornets are nature's way of reminding you that sometimes life just goes out of its way to f*** you for no reason.

Absolutely agree wit this statement.^^^

 

[Overwatch1]

I have been hit by these 3 times in 2006. This morning went to do my morning dump and this bastard landed on my lap..I had not turned the light on yet and when I felt something hit my right leg..I turned the light on slapped it off, and said, thank you Lord for not nailing me..The Mighty Japanese Hornet, just as bad as a Cow Ant sometimes referred to as Bullet ant..Today is my lucky day..
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Glad you noticed it, that wouldn’t have been pleasant.

 

[Granite3]

I have an unnatural fear of wasp and hornets. I can deal with snakes and anything else without an elevated heart rate but anything that fly's and stings I jump like a little girl.

Walked over a yellow jackets nest that was already angry when I was 10. Up my pants leg, shirt, face, everywhere. Ran back to Granny's house yelling "fire" and out of my mind. Yellow Jackets keep stinging, not one and done.

Got the clothes off and into a bath of baking soda. Over 100 stings.

To this day, wasps, bee's, hornet's, YJ's, etc, all create an unreasonable flight response. Deep in my core, cannot stop it.

 

[TresMonos]

You have bathroom hornets? I think it's time to raze the house, salt the earth and move on.