It took me years but I finally started to get my list

[Phydoux]

Always beware the ones going out their way to try and prove they ain’t funny. Just because you like playing soggy biscuits with your “shooting buddy” at the Atlanta airport holiday inn doesn’t mean you’re gay, just means you like doing that. Gay is a lifestyle, all that other stuff is just gross.

Thanks! I’m here all week!

 

[Phydoux]

Bwahahaha!!

I'm not gay but I'm starting to think my boyfriend is.

Im staying out of this one…I didn’t realize how many closet queers we had on here !

He is. Hits me up every time y’all have an argument. If you would just start wearing blue Jean shorts that would stop half of em

All ya gotta do these days is get a boyfriend, fall in love, but a 10mm 1911 and bam not gay loophole

 

[Rusty Shakleford]

$20 is $20

Nice pistol!