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North West GA  Item Relisted! For Trade HS2000 (Pre Springfield XD9)

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"What's the bottom dollar on this?" That is an interesting question, isn't it? In reality, I have an item that I would like to trade for another item. In my AD, I actually included three suggested trade items, each of which I would be interested in swapping my HS2000 "High Speed, High Quality, Hit Man Handgun Extraordinare". I could have a price in my head that I feel my paramount piece is worth against the mentioned trades but IS THAT indeed my "Bottom Dollar". Is there a one...as in singular...bottom dollar price that is applicable in this scenario...for instance lets assume you are one of the nice guy's that frequent The Outdoor Trader then I would certainly want to receive a fair price for the pistol while offering you a fair price as well. But let's change the scenario a little and say that you are my Mother...the very woman that gave me life and nursed my little skinned knees when I tried to jump Old Man Johnson's barbed wire fence but ended up hanging upside down by the knees of my blue jeans until I had the presence of mind to shimmy out of them and get myself oriented all much to the delight of Mary Jane Ashley and her two friends. My Mom who fed me and clothed me and stayed up nights when I was sick and needed the kind of care that only a Mother can provide. Now wouldn't you think that there might be a special super low discounted Mommy price for someone like that??? I should say so...there better be. So that brings me back to where we started. "What's the bottom dollar on this?"....first of all, I need to know if you are my mother.....Now you must realize that if you say yes, I'm going to ask you a couple of follow up questions guaranteed to clarify this situation. OH...and if you are indeed my Mom....HI MOM!!!
 
"What's the bottom dollar on this?" That is an interesting question, isn't it? In reality, I have an item that I would like to trade for another item. In my AD, I actually included three suggested trade items, each of which I would be interested in swapping my HS2000 "High Speed, High Quality, Hit Man Handgun Extraordinare". I could have a price in my head that I feel my paramount piece is worth against the mentioned trades but IS THAT indeed my "Bottom Dollar". Is there a one...as in singular...bottom dollar price that is applicable in this scenario...for instance lets assume you are one of the nice guy's that frequent The Outdoor Trader then I would certainly want to receive a fair price for the pistol while offering you a fair price as well. But let's change the scenario a little and say that you are my Mother...the very woman that gave me life and nursed my little skinned knees when I tried to jump Old Man Johnson's barbed wire fence but ended up hanging upside down by the knees of my blue jeans until I had the presence of mind to shimmy out of them and get myself oriented all much to the delight of Mary Jane Ashley and her two friends. My Mom who fed me and clothed me and stayed up nights when I was sick and needed the kind of care that only a Mother can provide. Now wouldn't you think that there might be a special super low discounted Mommy price for someone like that??? I should say so...there better be. So that brings me back to where we started. "What's the bottom dollar on this?"....first of all, I need to know if you are my mother.....Now you must realize that if you say yes, I'm going to ask you a couple of follow up questions guaranteed to clarify this situation. OH...and if you are indeed my Mom....HI MOM!!!
I'm old man Johnsons nephew, ended up marrying Mary Jane Ashley's pretty friend BTW. What's my bottom dollar?
 
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