Joke or True?

[jmartinroe]

I would of had the lights out.

 

[BangBang]

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Ahem........ BangBang

I was gonna say that chicks like her are why doggie style was invented so you don’t have to look them in the eye.

But I’m kinda thinking that she might still be able to look at you even when you’re behind her.

 

[BangBang]

I’ll tell y’all though, a REAL prepper would put a ring on that girls finger.

In a SHTF situation you could put her on watch duty and NOBODY could sneak up on her from either side.

 

[CQB27]

Her lover was a cross eyed cowboy

They just couldn't see "eye to eye" in the relationship.

 

[Radar363]

I was gonna say that chicks like her are why doggie style was invented so you don’t have to look them in the eye.

But I’m kinda thinking that she might still be able to look at you even when you’re behind her.

Just looking at her picture started giving me a seizure....
...but I'd still hit it...

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

My ex-GF hated when I'd open a Playboy and unfold the centerfold page across her back.
I said "C'mon, honey, it's not like we can make eye contact doggie style anyway..."

WHAM !

Her fist made eye contact.

Some women are soooooo.... touchy.

 

[cimino289]

Lol wonder if beer goggles had anything to do with that relationship

 

[BangBang]

...but I'd still hit it...

Most everybody in ODT would. They just won’t admit it.

 

[BangBang]

wonder if beer goggles had anything to do with that relationship

I’ve got a friend that liked to drink a good bit back in his younger days.

He’s told me MANY stories about going to bed with this:

And then waking up the next morning with this:

 

[spistols]

And here is a photo of the penisless man...err...Bruce Jenner...errr...Caitlyn....