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Keep your mouth shut!!!

SAR 6114

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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.


Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.



Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.



Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
 
Ollie and Hilda were married when they were 18. Ollie was an Iowa corn farmer and they intended to live on the farm, grow corn, grow old together,

On their wedding night, Ollie told Hilda that he would love her forever, he would take care of her, and provide for her forever, BUT she was never to look in the trunk of the car.

Well, that was a little strange, but Hilda didn't think that was too bad, so she agreed.

46 years they stayed married, then Ollie developed a heart condition, worn out from too much farm work in the Iowa winters, he was bedridden, clearly on the way out, and Hilda was at his bedside taking care of him.

As he drifted off to sleep, maybe for the last time, she began to think. "what was in the trunk", and so the got the keys, opened the trunk, and in the trunk was 3 ears of corn, and a satchel with $10,000.00 in it. She took it inside, and set it all by Ollie's bed, hopeful that he would wake up and explain all of this to her.

Ollie finally woke up enough that Hilda could talk to him, and she Said "Ollie, I know I promised, but I just had to know what was in the trunk before you passed." "I found 3 ears of corn and a satchel with $10,000." "what is the meaning of all this."

ollie took a deep labored breath and said, "Hilda, when we married, I knew I couldn't be faithful, but I felt really bad about it - so whenever I was unfaithtful I put an ear of corn in the trunk to remind me of my fall from grace."

Hilda was crushed, but then she began to think, Ollie was a good husband, a good father, and he had worked himself into an early grave, so 3 dalliances in 46 years was not a terrible price to pay for what had other wise been a good solid life.

so she said to Ollie, "well that explains the 3 ears of corn, and I forgive you for those, but what about the $10,000."

Ollie, with this dying breath wheezed out, "well, of course, evey time I got a bushel I took it to the Grange and sold it,"
 
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.


Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.



Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.



Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut


Well, it's definitely SHUT NOW, permanently...
 
That's 50,000 times
1250 per year.
I love sex but l think l would get tired of it that much. Plus some side time on top. Damn it
 
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