Life quotes

[alleycat]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

 

[mrauditor]

IF YOU CANT BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE, LOVE THE ONE YOU"RE WITH

Been there, done that, got the STD. Just kidding. Got the tee shirt. Thanks.

 

[mrauditor]

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

When I was a Corporate Mgr reporting to the President of the Company, we had a Region Mgr who practiced that philosophy in an attempt to intimidate me. Once the President became aware of this behavior, he chopped the Region Mgr off at the legs and he became much more compliant after that. Thanks.

 

[mrauditor]

CHERISH YESTERDAY ,DREAM TOMORROW, LIVE TODAY !

I have not heard that one before, but I like it. Thanks.

 

[BIKER13]

yeah and little green Bigelow men will jump out my ass 10 at a time

 

[mrauditor]

But in a fight, don't bet on a good little man against a good big man.

Absolutely true. Thanks.

 

[mrauditor]

That's about as useless as tits on a boar hog.

I use this one quite often. My daughter does not appreciate it. Thanks.

 

[mrauditor]

If I told you I was different, would you understand the difference

That one is interesting. Thanks.

 

[mrauditor]

When crossing a crosswalk one must remember, "You have the right of way, but they have the weight advantage!"

Understand that one every day. Thanks.

 

[Old_School]

If I tell you the rooster dips snuff, you'd better look under his wing for the can.

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