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[lostchild]

Disney's Little Mermaid is now black

 

[BLIP]

Anbesol works better than Viagra.


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For teething pain or for ignoring the pain of others teething... seriously

 

[Gaffer1968]

When you drive home. Adjust your rear window mirror for its optimal position for you. The next morning take a look through it and you'll likely see it needs adjusting again. Why? Most people are a little taller in the morning (some up to one inch) because overnight fluids settle along your spine and slightly elongates it making your torso longer and, thus, the night before's setting on the mirror wrong. As the day wears on those fluids disperse and you're back to its normal size.......

 

[lostchild]

When you drive home. Adjust your rear window mirror for its optimal position for you. The next morning take a look through it and you'll likely see it needs adjusting again. Why? Most people are a little taller in the morning (some up to one inch) because overnight fluids settle along your spine and slightly elongates it making your torso longer and, thus, the night before's setting on the mirror wrong. As the day wears on those fluids disperse and you're back to its normal size.......

Probably true, I know I’m about an inch longer when I wake up with that morning boner.

 

[sewerman68]

I had more sex the first year I was divorced than the previous 25 combined.

 

[Bluescraft]

Half the doctors and lawyers in the world graduated at the bottom of their class.

 

[Bluescraft]

If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with a light on, then a hard sleeper will sleep harder with a hard on.