Mountain Dew saved his life.........

[Beerman]

Sad, but funny as all get out. Young man loves his Mountain Dew!

Crack in a bottle.

 

[DinkyDau]

Jabba is that you?

 

[T-Roy]

First off, if my head ever gets so freaking fat that you can't see my ears unless I turn at least 45 degrees to the side you have my permission to put me out of my misery.

Secondly, I would think if God let the Jews wander the desert for 40 years I doubt he really gives a crap if this slug gets a mountain dew during his trek across campus.

 

[grainchaser]

That flesh ingot should lay off the mountain dew, might blow an aorta.

 

[Tiberious]

nothing short of disgusting.

 

[linebacker]

I didn't see a neck. All I saw was a head with lips.