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My Daddy Sleeps Naked

My neighbors who lived across the street had a Beagel they would tie up outside every night. One night I layed in bed and listened to it bark for 4 hours. Finally I couldn’t stand another second of it, I jumped up out of bed naked ran out the front door and into the middle of the street yelling at the top of my lungs” shut that damn dog up”, over and over. You could have heard a pin drop when I stopped.
When I got back to bed my wife whispers “ the whole neighborhood now knows where the red neck lives”
 
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