LMFAO! and yes electricity will induce a bowel movement I've seen it happen I'm a GC and I was working on a house in Dallas The Electrician on duty was doing some wiring lightning struck the house The Electrician got thrown back a few feet of the panel he was working on stood up a little dazed and proceeded to run to the bathroom to clean his ass because he had just s*** himself if I didn't see it happen with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it electricity is no joke