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My wife shot at me today.
- Thread starter Jblue
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What? OP knows that I am joking, and I was the perfect person to run with this rabbit trail. I needed a laugh (I found out yesterday that Anora will need surgery on both of her feet, in addition to casts, surgeries on both knees and on the right thigh and found today that my parents will be able to stay with me only for 3 months, so I WILL be raising all 3 of my kids by myself. I did not update my thread, since I did not want to whine on ODT), so I took the bait. I am down in the sewer, way below the gutter, emotionally wise, so I made a cheap joke.
Did not mean to offend anybody, sorry, OP, if I did. I am glad that both of you are OK. Your wife feels terrible right now, so forgive and support her.
He probably knew you were joking. Sometimes in moments of grief we have to laugh to keep from crying.
Confession. Last Friday night I drank too much bourbon and woke up in the middle of the night and pissed on my wife's laptop.
That's better than shooting at her I guess.
That's better than shooting at her I guess.
I feel better now. Worst place I ever peed was my wife's dresser drawer. I hope your wife is not korean. You will be getting bitched at about that years from now if she is.
Nah. I'm from New Orleans. She knew what she was getting into. She was just happy I lifted the lid.
I sure hope your not mixing Tylenol and beer! that **** kills you slow by liver failure.
I think that's just one of those things that's in a female's genes. My wife is a Ga. Peach born & bred, I've done lesser things 35 years ago that still gets brought up occasionally when she thinks it fits the situation. Lol!
