name that movie...

[poopdaddy]

here you go....
You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?

tommy boy

 

[mtw45]

How about this easy one "That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man..."

 

[DinkyDau]

True Grit

 

[Typhon]

Try this one:

"And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuf it."

 

[mtw45]

True Grit

DD, I was thinking Rooster Cogburn...now I'm not sure

 

[Dawgbrain]

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"

 

[poopdaddy]

Try this one:

"And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuf it."

holy grail...

 

[poopdaddy]

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"

major league?

 

[poopdaddy]

your not men, your silky boys. you know where silk comes from? it come from the butt of Japanese worms..

 

[Bypass]

You guys will never guess this one.

"Charlie Chaplain entered a Charlie Chaplain look alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third."