Need a hiding place for a week or 2

[Joshua223]

You mind sleeping on a broken down couch?

 

[brikon]

I had a call from a "IRS Collector" she told me not paying my taxes on time was Illegal.

I told her b I'm illegal. She giggled and then hung up.

 

[Dingo]

Got 2 phone calls today from the IRS, they said I had 24 hours to reply. I have 4 felonies pending and local police are going to be sent to pick me up. What do I do??? I got my 45, and a couple nines, can bring some cash too for the right guy to hide me out for a while.

Help me ODT brothers, Uncle Sam is hot on my trail!!!!!

Hey come to Oz we are all felons here so you will fit right in.

 

[Boz1911]

Barn in Bama

 

[DinkyDau]

Got 2 phone calls today from the IRS, they said I had 24 hours to reply. I have 4 felonies pending and local police are going to be sent to pick me up. What do I do??? I got my 45, and a couple nines, can bring some cash too for the right guy to hide me out for a while.

Help me ODT brothers, Uncle Sam is hot on my trail!!!!!

Tell them good, you need the two that are dead, on your lawn removed!

 

[The Old Jaybird]

My nephew....must run in the family....few years ago got a call from some phone service wanting to switch him to their company. He kept telling them he wasn't interested. Finally they asked the million dollar question..."why don't you want to switch to our plan?"

Because I don't have a telephone, was his answer.

 

[mfoster]

I just pretend I can’t hear them after about the third time they just hang up.

 

[ponyboy96]

I just tell them sure I’ll sign up, they get all excited, then I hang up when they transfer me. Quickest way to get out of it is agree.

 

[Mr. Goodbar]

In Creole Haitian... tu pale kaka anpil.

Sac passé

 

[Morgan]

I think you might be out gunned, they spent 10.71M from 2006 to 2014 on guns, ammo and military equipment.....