New York joins the human compost frenzy catching on in several states

[NWSharpshooter]

Back to basics...I like it. I'll be cremated though. Found a company in New Mexico that will launch your ashes in to space cheaper than a funeral so that's what I've got going.

I told my wife to let the county worry about my body. When they ask her what she wants done with it, I want her to tell them, “whatever you want, it’s not use to me” and walk away.


I hate the thought of my family spending money to dispose of this body.

 

[WildMan]

I always said just throw me in the trash.

I guess this is the same idea but better.

 

[Hayata]

So the bones decompose too?

 

[eightnsand]

This is a new concept? We’ve been doing this for trespassers at the farm for years now.

 

[JBWJr]

A very efficient way to gather DNA, also.

 

[BHPSteel]

Assuming she's still alive when I go, I want Stacey Abrams to tap dance on my final resting place, along with Wayne LaPierre and Mitch McConnell.

I'd like a burial at sea too.

 

[NWSharpshooter]

A very efficient way to gather DNA, also.

Nobody wants your DNA.


if they did, they would have it already

 

[Cruisers460]

When I first saw this a couple of years back I thought what a great idea, plant zucchini and some pot in my cubic yard. Then I can get one last ride and all those folks that kept wanting a share a joint with me finally can.

 

[WallsGa]

If this saves a bundle on final expenses I’m fine with it. I have no desire to be buried. They’ll just relocate all the graves in a few years when a developer wants the land. Asked the wife to cremate my body but this may be a better option.

I do have a list of places she has been instructed to spread parts of my leftovers though:

Sanford Stadium
Lake Sinclair
the Beach on Isle of Palms
The Intracoastal Waterway on Whitemarsh Island
and leave a few spoonfulls on my asshole neighbor’s yard and tell him I’m always watching

 

[Porter Rockwell]

Isn’t this what we used to do? Dig a hole and throw them in? Everything gets composted eventually.