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ChimChim

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Sitting there pondering life's big questions when I notice, no TP
"Honey, I need some TP!!"
Bless her heart, she fought thru my biological ambiance and deliveries it to me.... sets it right outside the door 10 feet away ... really ???
This morning I got to repay the favor. Suddenly it's not funny now
I'm the bad guy, yeah
 
Yes you are. you should of used a tape measure and push under the door right up to the thrown like a true gentleman..........and then when you felt the tug of her grabbing in pulled it away...like toying with a cat..
 
Relationship advice from an old guy (me).
Never mess with a lady when it comes to "health and beauty" supplies (TP,Tissues,cotton swabs/balls ect.)
They do not see the humor in it. I think it's some genetic thing.
 
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