No way the cops will search your car...

[letusbuyyourcar]

If it looks like this one. I would bet all the cash I have on me that this car needs a couple of Raid Roach and Ant foggers. And where did I see this fine looking ride? Come on now. Yall already know.

 

[Jblue]

All the more places to hide the jazz cabbage.

 

[Justin87]

Now THAT'S how you smuggle drugs. At least I know it'd take a helluva lot more than $16 an hour for me to go digging around in that.

 

[DanKATL]

If it looks like this one. I would bet all the cash I have on me that this car needs a couple of Raid Roach and Ant foggers. And where did I see this fine looking ride? Come on now. Yall already know.

I met a guy once working downtown off Marietta Street after hours that had a box made up to look like that in an older Ford Ranger. He kept his expensive tools inside there that he wasn't carrying into the job. He found that it was broken into less if he took off the magnetic doors signs from his employer and left the garbage box in there with some random garbage in the bed.

 

[Triptones]

If it looks like this one. I would bet all the cash I have on me that this car needs a couple of Raid Roach and Ant foggers. And where did I see this fine looking ride? Come on now. Yall already know.

Did you get a picture of the driver?

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Did you get a picture of the driver?

Parked up front in a handicapped spot. So just picture any nasty fat ass riding one of the power carts.

 

[GAK9]

Many years ago, I was driving my police car through a high crime/drug area when I looked out my driver’s window and saw a definite hand to hand transaction on a street corner involving a buyer in a car and a dealer in the street. I let the driver get ahead of me and immediately noticed his tag was expired. I pulled him over thinking I would run my K-9 around the car to see if he hits on it based on the transaction I just witnessed. I walked up to the vehicle asked the driver for his DL and told him why I stopped him. When he finally looked at me, I noticed he had some kind of gunk coming out of his right eye that was streaming down his cheek. Then, I looked at his eyebrows that would make Andy Rooney jealous and saw lice crawling around in and out of his eyebrows. I then got a good look at the inside of his car and saw more trash and shi inside than our county landfill.
He tried to hand me his DL and I said “I’m sure it’s valid, get your new tag decal and put it on your tag. Have a good day“ and walked back to my car and doused my hands in sanitizer.

 

[CAMSDADDY]

Some cop is going to pull them over for reference. I would pull them over just for proof that an Escort is still on the road.

 

[CAMSDADDY]

Many years ago, I was driving my police car through a high crime/drug area when I looked out my driver’s window and saw a definite hand to hand transaction on a street corner involving a buyer in a car and a dealer in the street. I let the driver get ahead of me and immediately noticed his tag was expired. I pulled him over thinking I would run my K-9 around the car to see if he hits on it based on the transaction I just witnessed. I walked up to the vehicle asked the driver for his DL and told him why I stopped him. When he finally looked at me, I noticed he had some kind of gunk coming out of his right eye that was streaming down his cheek. Then, I looked at his eyebrows that would make Andy Rooney jealous and saw lice crawling around in and out of his eyebrows. I then got a good look at the inside of his car and saw more trash and shi inside than our county landfill.
He tried to hand me his DL and I said “I’m sure it’s valid, get your new tag decal and put it on your tag. Have a good day“ and walked back to my car and doused my hands in sanitizer.

Ok so instead of my escalade on 28's I should run dope in trashy ol beater and be sure to drip fluids from my eyes and nose? Sweet I love tips of the trade.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Some cop is going to pull them over for reference. I would pull them over just for proof that an Escort is still on the road.

I dig Escorts before the 97 body style change. 97 and up had a well known problem with dropping valves and destroying engines.
But the older models had non interference engines that were easy to maintain. I've owned 3 and broke the timing belt in 2 of them.