Now I am superior to you in every way!!!

[Nonliberal]

You bunch of primitive ass wipers.

We've had a butt washing toilet at the house for years but now I can bust off a dookie midday and my asshole won't itch in the 100 degree weather. Couldn't justify the money on a Toto at the shop but then I found this highly rated jewel on Amazon for like $25. You are not too poor to wash your ass.
5 stars, 2 thumbs up. Good investment
I'm feeling so superior I may vote Democrat.

 

[Cadcom]

Makes a handy water fountain as well for when you need to refill the Yeti tumbler.

 

[BIKER13]

You just enjoy the butt wash

 

[karlvv30]

I learned how to wipe my ass when I was like 2 so no itchy ass. I can teach you. I'm somewhat of a prodigy.

 

[Kahrnut]

Why are you washing your hands in the toilet?

 

[streetroc]

If you quit doing things that made your ass so dirty you wouldn't have to rinse it out so often.

 

[Tony2X]

My poop is like GA clay.....that lil stream aint gonna do nothin.

 

[karlvv30]

My poop is like GA clay.....that lil stream aint gonna do nothin.

You need fiber in your life.

 

[Tony2X]

You need fiber in your life.

Nah, jus toilet paper.

 

[N.Ga.Trader]

You bunch of primitive ass wipers.

We've had a butt washing toilet at the house for years but now I can bust off a dookie midday and my asshole won't itch in the 100 degree weather. Couldn't justify the money on a Toto at the shop but then I found this highly rated jewel on Amazon for like $25. You are not too poor to wash your ass.
5 stars, 2 thumbs up. Good investment
I'm feeling so superior I may vote Democrat.
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Link for research purposes? Lmao