Those are good I screenshot them so I could learn one or two
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An angry woman once told Churchill “If I were married to you I would poison your tea.” To which Churchill replied “and if I were married to you I’d drink it!”.
Lady Astor "Oh, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea."
"Madame," Winston Churchill responded, "if I were your husband, I'd drink it
with pleasure."
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"You, Mr Churchill, are drunk."
"And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."
