Protecting your house SHTF

[cwcw]

I’ve thought about planting poison ivy around my house, make it knee deep.
Then tie rattlesnakes to the bushes at the doors. Cameras in all directions, with solar panel back ups. I’ll use attack drones and vampire squirrels. I can use my chimney to launch mortar rounds.
What am I leaving out?

 

[Lionheart]

A big pile of bull****. At the front door. Works every time.

 

[basstracker89]

A big pile of bull****. At the front door. Works every time.

LOL....

 

[BH-ATL]

Tunnel for escape should they be resistant to poison ivy.

 

[BIKER13]

A big pile of bull****. At the front door. Works every time.

got that goin aint we?

 

[above_all]

 

[Blyco]

Attack crows.

 

[murphranch]

The first payment for your counselor at Paranoids Anonymous.

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[Rolling_trip]

Bury Yellowjacket nests along your perimeter as a first line of defense, along with no trespassing signs……

 

[SAR 6114]

Plant these bushes around the house, two rows deep at least.