Professional Santa, unvaxxed, has announced he is offering visits and pictures this year to unvaxxed children only...
No vaccinated children will be allowed within 6 feet of Santa!
When asked why Santa patiently explained that “vaccinated children are known superspreaders of vaccine mutants of Covid
and while he still loved them they could only pass by and wave...preferably from inside the car with mommy and daddy”.
He is accepting their lists by Santa e-mail only.
“It is important for Santa to stay healthy enough to deliver all the Christmas goodies so only healthy unvaxxed children would be allowed near Santa this year”...declared Santa sadly.
At this time Santa has still not made a decision on Christmas deliveries for vaccinated households...he indicated numerous alternatives were being considered...including having the vaxxed parents pick up the presents at the North Pole.
Front porch deliveries are still a possibility however.
Santa also pointed to new studies that Covid could be transmitted to deer.
This means Rudolf and his reindeer are offlimits to petting by the vaxxed children.
Santa is working hard to find ways for the poor vaxxed children to visit with him and expects to offer private FaceTime upon request.
Vaxxed parents will have to sign a waiver acknowledging that Santa always tells the truth when asked questions by the children...
including the truth about vaccines and masks.
No masks will be allowed on the premises for visits with Santa btw.
This PSA will be updated next month.
No vaccinated children will be allowed within 6 feet of Santa!
When asked why Santa patiently explained that “vaccinated children are known superspreaders of vaccine mutants of Covid
and while he still loved them they could only pass by and wave...preferably from inside the car with mommy and daddy”.He is accepting their lists by Santa e-mail only.
“It is important for Santa to stay healthy enough to deliver all the Christmas goodies so only healthy unvaxxed children would be allowed near Santa this year”...declared Santa sadly.
At this time Santa has still not made a decision on Christmas deliveries for vaccinated households...he indicated numerous alternatives were being considered...including having the vaxxed parents pick up the presents at the North Pole.
Front porch deliveries are still a possibility however.
Santa also pointed to new studies that Covid could be transmitted to deer.
This means Rudolf and his reindeer are offlimits to petting by the vaxxed children.
Santa is working hard to find ways for the poor vaxxed children to visit with him and expects to offer private FaceTime upon request.
Vaxxed parents will have to sign a waiver acknowledging that Santa always tells the truth when asked questions by the children...
including the truth about vaccines and masks.
No masks will be allowed on the premises for visits with Santa btw.
This PSA will be updated next month.
