Redneck sayings. Whatcha got?

[Ole Murph]

As the son of a southern taxidermist I have heard many sayings that are not common amongst normal folk. Such as "it's comin' a gully washer" (raining hard), "well I'll be a suck egg mule" (i'll be damned) and other various strange lingo. What other strange lingo is out there? List your sayings and a definition if needed.

 

[Echo 1]

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

 

[Ole Murph]

I also like "don't like the cut of your jib". Don't know what the hell a jib is but I can only assume it is your attitude or manner in which you carry yourself.

 

[righter13]

So bow legged you couldnt hem a hog in a ditch.

 

[BHJ]

Grinning like a possum eatin briars

 

[Echo 1]

Slicker than two slugs ****ing in a snot barrel

 

[Springfield 1911]

Dryer than a popcorn fart.

 

[don712]

He ain,t got the brain of a south ga. nat

 

[Springfield 1911]

Hotter than two rats crakin in a wool sock.

 

[Echo 1]

Tighter than a ****s hat band