Redneck sayings. Whatcha got?

[Tony2X]

Bless his little heart.

 

[don712]

The best part of that boy ran down his mama,s leg

 

[Ole Murph]

Dryer than a popcorn fart.

This is awesome. I almost cried

 

[Retread]

I also like "don't like the cut of your jib". Don't know what the hell a jib is but I can only assume it is your attitude or manner in which you carry yourself.

A jib is the small triangular shaped sail most recognizable on a sloop opposite the mainsail, but they had multiples on larger ships; shipmate!
Bigger ones are called different names. Navy used it concerning someone's attitude. I think it had to do with identification of ships in the tall ship days because different countries used different patterns (or cuts). But that's just scuttlebutt.

 

[don712]

That sketter was so big he could stand flat footed an f*** a turkey

 

[Echo 1]

Been better off shootin that load on the floor

 

[tmp469]

I heard that!

 

[sassmonkey]

I'm tryin to tell you

 

[don712]

Dont piss down my back an tell me it,s raining

 

[Springfield 1911]

This one is bad but....."That is the dumbest feller to ever **** between two shoes"