Redneck sayings. Whatcha got?

[BHJ]

Hotter than a $2 pistol.

 

[bambam]

I did not get this one when I was little:

Pretty is, is pretty does.-----------Think bright chrome Davis semiauto.

 

[OldAlien]

Too poor to pay Attention

 

[coletrain]

Instead of G Dammit: God bless! Or God bless America! My mom used to say that back in the day when I pissed her off. I thought it was funny.

Be still my beatin' heart! was another.

 

[don712]

Another variation I have heard: "its hotter than two fat coons ****ing in a wool sock"

Hotter than a whore in church on sunday morning

 

[Springfield 1911]

Here's another bad one...."Those prices are higher than giraffe *****."

 

[metaltrader]

Uglier than a pair of bowling shoes

 

[captdave77]

Colder than a well digger's ass.

 

[metaltrader]

F**ked Up as a Soup Sandwich

 

[don712]

When I use to ask my grandady for somthing he,d say [ People in hell want ice water to and they ain,t goin to get it eather ]