Redneck sayings. Whatcha got?

[Mission Operator]

Can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

Dollar waiting on the dime.

Shak'in like a dog S#%^ Simmon seeds.

Cold as a we diggers a*^

hotter than the devals drawers.

so ugly we had to shave his A^* and make him walk backwards.

 

[palmettomoon]

"How you been?" - "Fair to middlin'"

"How's ya momma and them?"

Coming up a bad cloud. - {Bad weather.}

{of poor quality beef} - "From a Georgia gully jumper." The cow of course.

"That boy ain't right."

 

[Leatherhead]

It's fixin' to come a cloud....

(about to storm)

 

[Echo 1]

Higher than a camels cock

 

[JohnnyPlant]

I'm sweating like my ex in church.

 

[Beerman]

Prettier than mayonaise oozing out of a spam samich.

 

[Springfield 1911]

Ugly as a mud fence.

 

[JohnnyPlant]

That boy is slicker than snot on a doorknob.

 

[Echo 1]

Has more runs than a whores panty hose.

 

[Tony2X]

When I get a roundtoit.