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Redneck sayings. Whatcha got?
- Thread starter Ole Murph
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So stupid he could not pour piss out of his boot if the instructions were written on the bottom.
I like that one LOL
Thanks to this site I am:
So broke I can't afford a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out.
So broke I can't afford a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out.
My Big Dad (grand father) used to say:
Want in one hand and $h!t in the other......see which one fills up faster!
Want in one hand and $h!t in the other......see which one fills up faster!
haha my dad used to say the same thing....except he would always tell me that around christmas lol
Madder than a Alabama catfish nailed to a Georgia pine.
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