Redneck sayings. Whatcha got?

[don712]

Can,t make a whore into a housewife

 

[OldAlien]

I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

 

[JohnnyPlant]

He's ridin' a gravy train on biscuit wheels.

 

[RELOADER]

s**t fire and save da matches!!!!
that guy is slicker than two eels f****n.
drunker than cooter brown.

 

[bigt61]

You'll get your comm-up-ins (you'll get whats coming to you)

 

[Springfield 1911]

For those that have diarrhea. "I coulda **** through a screen door" or "I could **** over a ten rail fence" either can be used depending on the consistency of the feces.

 

[Joker82]

She ain't got enough ass to keep her ***** off the bed sheets.

 

[Leatherhead]

Your Mama shoulda swallowed you.

 

[Echo 1]

Cant take the trailer park out of them

 

[NGIB]

I'm enjoying this and I'm also amazed how many of these ain't just from the South. I grew up in Minnesota and heard most of them during my youth...