Redneck sayings. Whatcha got?

[JohnnyPlant]

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

 

[palmettomoon]

Anybody heard this one growing up? "Dad, where are we gonna get that?" "The gittin place!"

 

[Constitution Hour]

Damn thing is all whopper jawed

 

[hatchetjack]

Careful dont want you to "tump over."

I love the verb ... tump!!!! Hahahahaha

 

[Echo 1]

Looks like a puffed up crows cock

 

[palmettomoon]

Cattywhampus

 

[Springfield 1911]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin crackers.

 

[Echo 1]

See the ****ter on that critter

 

[Khewitt]

He is as smart as a bag of hammers

 

[partsman]

Grinning like a possum eatin briars

Grinning like a mule eatin briars.