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Sawed Off Sunday!

Your mother seemed to like it.

(Im just playing Biker, don't come all unglued on me. I have never met your mother or your wife. Especially not in the back of a 69 Pinto where we all got it on.)
Mom is dead and never had a wife,something about my lifestyle.I'm good.
 
Mom is dead and never had a wife,something about my lifestyle.I'm good.

I find it hard to believe you've remained untamed this long. It'll happen one day. You'll decide to grow up and renounce your bachelor stud ways.

( I omitted the "Maybe that's why she didn't move around so much" joke)
 
I find it hard to believe you've remained untamed this long. It'll happen one day. You'll decide to grow up and renounce your bachelor stud ways.

( I omitted the "Maybe that's why she didn't move around so much" joke)
I'm blessed each day I remain FREE
 
Jeez, everybody's mind in the gutter. Its a soft sided plug gauge. Each plug is slightly larger in diameter to gauge what plug is best for a bung hole. Made to stick in a bung hole to see what size plug it needs. I just used it because it was close by and wouldn't scratch the trigger guard. Some people use knives, I didn't want to.
All I heard was something about bungholes, what you do in the privacy of your own home is your business ...but damn.
 
Your freudian slip is showing with your over/under propped up by a dildo? Didya ever wonder why they bothered making them in different colors if ya ain't gonna see it? Sorta like the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer.... the taste!
 
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