Why not the Glock 20 or Glock 21??? U no like .45 or 10mm...
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Say you run into a burglar...
- Thread starter DocHolliday
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Why not the Glock 20 or Glock 21??? U no like .45 or 10mm...
not my Tropicana
U god-dang right... Your Tropicana (in your BIGG cup)!!!
What if he changes the movie in the middle of it.... And orders "The Bridges of Madison County" LOL
What, no baseball bat???
Btw, does the shotgun have a pretty "checkered pattern" on it? If so, that guy would be getting a free tattoo from you too...
...see post #4 & the first sentence of post #8 {that is all}.
Shoot the dog for not doing its job. Then let him know it would have been cheaper on Amazon Instant Videos.
You shoulda got a pet grizzly bear; he would have done his job... LOL
P.s. I gotta check into that Amazon Instant Video thingy...
If we're talking about a country ham-burglar, then he's getting two in the chest immediately. If he's eatin my biscuits too then I'm gonna hack him up with my cold steel machete and feed him to the coyotes.
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... Hogs are more efficient; they would eat the guy quicker than the coyote
I would have to consider the fact that I may be the one in the wrong house. I don't have any orange juice and I sure as heck don't have Comcast On-Demand!!! I would ease out the back way and go find "MY" house and go back to bed...
"Say you run into a burglar... at 3am, in your living room, eating breakfast while sitting on your sofa & he's drinking your favorite orange juice, from your favorite cup while watching a $7.99 movie that he just ordered from your Comcast On-Demand!!!???!!!"
"Say you run into a burglar... at 3am, in your living room, eating breakfast while sitting on your sofa & he's drinking your favorite orange juice, from your favorite cup while watching a $7.99 movie that he just ordered from your Comcast On-Demand!!!???!!!"
