SHE NEEDS TO GO HER BUTT TO BED

[Shovelhead]

You prudes need to watch Fifty Shades series

 

[OttoMan]

OK, now,
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Hahahaha…. Every time I see this gif elsewhere in the internet I just remember you RiverBend…. Lol… this is your trademark already…

 

[Smoothrj]

Man my condolences.. but that’s rookie numbers to how many times my wife will watch crap

Been married 28 years and I joke a lot about her faults but if there is a god he has blessed me with the best mate a man could ask for…would not change a thing about her

 

[Smoothrj]

You prudes need to watch Fifty Shades series

Watch em hell I read em and watched em

 

[emptyMAGS]

Hahahaha…. Every time I see this gif elsewhere in the internet I just remember you RiverBend…. Lol… this is your trademark already…

 

[BDR1]

Been married 28 years and I joke a lot about her faults but if there is a god he has blessed me with the best mate a man could ask for…would not change a thing about her

Mine is a saint.. that’s the GODS GOSPEL.. I’m hell to put up with

 

[fattboyzz]

BDR1 probably has watched this movie 100 time to please the bride and trying to get into some sweet spot….lol

Exactly ...lol

 

[gh1950]

Because I AM NOT WATCHING THAT DANG MOVIE PRETTY WOMAN..
I’ll sit out on the porch and get drunk before I watch that WHORE MOVIE

If it makes you feel better, in the only nearly nude scene in the movie Julia Roberts uses a body double so she doesn't have to show her goodies.

Apparently there is a moral high ground in not showing YOUR goodies, but paying another woman to show hers.

 

[Smoothrj]

The notebook is the worst…

 

[rOmiLaYu]

Never seen it and never will. There are some movies out there that had SO much hype around them that I just decided I don't wanna see them. Like Top Gun, Titanic, The Matrix, Oceans Whatever etc. Or God forbid that super homo Fast and Furious series.

Top Gun, The Matrix, and Ocean's 11 are worth it.

I saw Titanic in high school with my girl friend and almost got run out of the theatre. There's a sequence during the sinking of the ship when the stern is coming up out of the water and the screws are exposed. A guy cartwheels off the aft deck and schwhacks his head on the blade and it makes this gong-type "doooooong" noise. And I laughed out loud. First, it's impossible...there's no way a human head hitting a prop that big would make any noise other than the sound of a watermelon hitting the ground. Second, some sound guy worked really hard on that and it was just out of place hilarious. The idea that a human head would hit something that big with enough force to reverberate like that is laughable, so I did just that. And I got popcorn thrown at me, the usher guy asked me to leave....it was a whole big thing.

But yeah, definitely watch Top Gun.