Siri, help me figure out how to…

[emptyMAGS]

 

[User170512]

Tighten it up enough and she's good to go.

 

[rbstern]

So many potential captions:

"I was cutting the lawn, finishing up a six pack, minding my own business..."

"Ford Escape hatchback gives birth in Dollar Tree parking lot"

"My car wouldn't start. I called my cousin J.R. for a tow..."

"Some idiot on a lawn mower hit my car."

"Buy a car, get a free lawnmower."

 

[gh1950]

I'm feeling sorry for the lawnmower already.

 

[Droz76]

Perhaps the drive axle on the mini van is broken and they just used what they had..?
No brains, but we got a lawnmower..!

 

[Bagman]

I'm impressed they were able to lift the front of the mower to get it in there...

But once they figured out it wasn't going to fit they just left it???

 

[THREEJAYS]

Ok so this aint working out so well

 

[Justin87]

Put the back tires on the ground, strap it in, throw it neutral and take off. What's the worst than can happen?

 

[Just1more]

“As long as the mower is in neutral, it should be good right”

 

[Justin87]

Just imagine how great the dashcam/bodycam videos of her getting pulled over would be.