Back in the army when we had a guy who smelled bad we jumped him and threw his ass in the shower with the water running and all his clothes on. If he tried to come out he got his ass beat....but hey, that was just us.
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Smelly coworkers
- Thread starter Mtber1172
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What you need is a remote control air freshener dispenser. Then every time he walks by it press the button. When comments tell him it has an automatic stench detector setting and he keeps SETTING THE DAMN THING OFF! Then ask him to chip in to buy refills.
there are those air fresheners that have motion detection and can also spray on a timed interval. when i got married my wife brought them into the house and every time anybody or anything walks by it would spray a mist in the air. used to get my dogs so confused
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that chit dont' work bro. i took it for almost 2 months
I used to work fabricating/installing custom interiors in exec. jets. One of my co-workers who was a brilliant man...and Korean, who, apparently also loved his Kimchi. You don't know (DON'T KNOW) what it's like working along someone in the hot Texas summer in the close confines of an airplane whose pours are oozing with the smell of rotting cabbage.
Finally, one day I said...."DUDE.....you F'ing STINK"....and made the approiate changes to the cooling/vent system.
Finally, one day I said...."DUDE.....you F'ing STINK"....and made the approiate changes to the cooling/vent system.
I did not read all of the comments yet so I don't know if something like this was mentioned, but we have a young lady that started a few weeks ago that must take a bath in perfume. After several people complained to the supervisor, he finally talked with her about it and she toned it down quite a bit.
I have to admit sometimes when I use the crapper at work, (the exhaust fan hasn't worked in 15 years) I keep preprinted Biohazard stickers 4" x 4" post it style, handy and place one on the door when I leave, had to do something when a coworker went in right after me and came out immediately gaging.
When I was stationed in Germany we used to go to Wine Fests. You bought wine in small, almost shot glasses and we kept score by whoe had the talles stack of glasses the next day. We could also tell who drank heavily by who sweated sour wine and threw up while running PT. LOL! Talk about nasty. whew!
kimchi is delicious, but it's aweful smelling
