To little old ladies were sitting on a park bench having a smoke when it started to rain.
One lady reached in her purse and pulled out a condom and slipped it over her cig and continued to puff.
The rain soaked the other ladies cig and it went out.
She said: Ethyl, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?
Ethyl replied: Why Gracie, it’s a condom.
Grace asked: And where do you get those things.
Ethyl replied: Go to the pharmacy and tell them you wan a pack of condoms. They will help you.
Next morning, Grace walked up to the counter and asked the pharmacist for a pack of condoms.
The pharmacist was a bit amused if not shocked and inquired: What kind of condoms do you want, madam?
Gracie replied: Oh it doesn’t make any difference, just as long as it will fit a Camel!
One lady reached in her purse and pulled out a condom and slipped it over her cig and continued to puff.
The rain soaked the other ladies cig and it went out.
She said: Ethyl, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?
Ethyl replied: Why Gracie, it’s a condom.
Grace asked: And where do you get those things.
Ethyl replied: Go to the pharmacy and tell them you wan a pack of condoms. They will help you.
Next morning, Grace walked up to the counter and asked the pharmacist for a pack of condoms.
The pharmacist was a bit amused if not shocked and inquired: What kind of condoms do you want, madam?
Gracie replied: Oh it doesn’t make any difference, just as long as it will fit a Camel!