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Smoking in the rain.......

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To little old ladies were sitting on a park bench having a smoke when it started to rain.

One lady reached in her purse and pulled out a condom and slipped it over her cig and continued to puff.

The rain soaked the other ladies cig and it went out.

She said: Ethyl, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?

Ethyl replied: Why Gracie, it’s a condom.

Grace asked: And where do you get those things.

Ethyl replied: Go to the pharmacy and tell them you wan a pack of condoms. They will help you.

Next morning, Grace walked up to the counter and asked the pharmacist for a pack of condoms.

The pharmacist was a bit amused if not shocked and inquired: What kind of condoms do you want, madam?

Gracie replied: Oh it doesn’t make any difference, just as long as it will fit a Camel!
 
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